waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
U driving down a deserted road at 3am (the witching hour).. U see something move out the corner of ur eye. Fuck! U hit something. Did u run over a deer? A lost lumberjack? Suddenly Mac demarco emerges from the forest he pops your car tires with one of his four teeth.. U are never heard from again
tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3
jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen